A few weeks ago someone asked how long I had left, I told them that I had 1 month ‘til the baby was due. “Oh, that’s not very long!” was the reply. Yah, well if you aren’t the one carrying a baby inside of you, it isn’t very long, but try constant pain and daily emotional breakdowns and 1 month is an eternity!
I decided to think about some of the perks of being pregnant. (David helped me with this list—and I purposely left some out to save us both from embarrassment!)
Anyway, here goes—in random order:
1. Your husband allows you to wear earplugs at night.
2. You can give into any craving you want.
3. Another $1000 in your tax return next year (like that makes it all worth it J)
4. You can’t tell if your pants are too short.
5. No one else in East TN is pregnant (except other Mormon women), so everyone dotes on you and calls you sweetheart.
6. You will lose 20 lbs. within 9 months
7. No one dares cross a pregnant woman (Can you tell that David wrote this one?)
8. The pregnancy “GLOW”—just a glorified term for the grease mark on your forehead because you haven’t had a shower in a few days—you have to conserve your energy for more important things.
9. The “Expectant Mother” parking spot—not worth it! I’ve used them maybe once or twice and anyone who is pregnant and takes kids shopping knows it is better to park by the shopping cart return anyway!
10. You can use being pregnant and not feeling well to get out of lots of obligations! (I just did that yesterday!—and didn’t even feel guilty) An added perk for the kids is WAY more movies during the day!
11. AND, the best thing about being pregnant is the sweet little baby that we will welcome into our family when the 9 months of agony is over!! I am super excited about having another baby. I absolutely LOVE the newborn stage. It just seems so far away.